so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
– jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)
Wait. … wait…
don’t do that stop doing that
#steve’s face tho like ‘no this plan was fool proof why would two people buy gum how could this happen no’
Am i the only one who thinks Chris looks Like the 9th doctor in the 2nd gif?
*ruins christmas* *checks nails*
I’m not even sure how she managed to do this…
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
How To Keep Your Dog Busy For Hours
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
I think we all understand and that’s the problem
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
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