witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

“It’s scary to think that there are words meant for me but were never said to me.”

– jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

you-me-anda-book:

novakian:

#steve’s face tho like ‘no this plan was fool proof why would two people buy gum how could this happen no’

Am i the only one who thinks Chris looks Like the 9th doctor in the 2nd gif?

bionicwasok:

*ruins christmas* *checks nails*

cute-overload:

I’m not even sure how she managed to do this…http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

I’m not even sure how she managed to do this…
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

cute-overload:

How To Keep Your Dog Busy For Hourshttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

How To Keep Your Dog Busy For Hours
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

ridetheedge:

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

I think we all understand and that’s the problem

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times